12/06/11 - These facts are super disappointing and somewhat shocking.

1. Creed has sold more albums in the US than The Beatles???
3. Ke$ha's "Tik-Tok" has sold more copies than any Beatles single???
6. Celine Dion has sold more copies than Bruce Springsteen, Queen or Nirvana? 
9. Barbara Streisand has sold more records (140mil) than Johnny Cash, Tom Petty and Pearl Jam combined??!!

C'MON!

What is it about shitty music?? I feel blessed to have been raised on Neil Young, The Beatles, Harry Nilsson, ELO, Eric Clapton, CSNY, Fleetwood Mac and the like.

Ke$ha & Bieber need to be put down. Quickly.


-News, tips and advice from Betsy Draper.

12/06/11 - The man.


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12/06/11 - She's definitely gonna need some sun tan lotion.

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12/06/11 - I have decided I'm going to start printing money.

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12/05/11 - I'm eating sesame sticks right now. Just wanted you to know.


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12/05/11 - Snoop Dog can pretty much do whatever he wants. He could shoot a few people in a club, bang a stripper and then eat dinner at the White House. Lucky bastard. Wait, Obama could probably do that too. Damn it. I wish I was black.

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